Say a Little Prayer

GAUDEAMUS IGITUR

Our research who art in University

Hallowed be thy wisdom

Your grants will come

And cash will be gone

On beers and coffee and cake

Give us our daily stream of thoughts

And forgive us our procrastination

As we forgive those who help us procrastinate

And lead us not into footnotes

But deliver us from ranting

For thine is the institution

The power and the prestige

For ever and ever.

Church of Performance