Bare Knuckles, Mnt Edgcumbe, March 2017
Bare-knuckle Boxing:
Report of the fight
Reporter Gordon
Sparks, BBC Radio Devon
It’s 4.20 pm on a wet
and windy day, and I’m at the grounds of Mount Edgcumbe, where this
bare-knuckle fight is going to take place. The contestants Natalie Raven a.k.a.
The Raven and Dagmar Schwitzgebel a.k.a. Daggers are in great form, and exhibit
a patience that is comparable to that of lionesses in a cage. Their
spokesperson said earlier this morning that the daily fight against patriarchy
prepared the two over the last years, and today they are here to channel this
anger in a most exquisite and aesthetic display. The prize money of £500 is to
fund the Church of Performance.
4.26 pm. Spectators
are gathering closer, nervous and giddy laughter can be heard. Feet shuffling.
There are around thirty-five people maybe, not a lot for such an epic event to
be honest, but that’s perhaps due to the weather.
I think it is the
first open air bare-knuckle fight at Mount Edgcumbe, but you might be surprised
to know that Lady Edgcumbe, an eccentric aristocrat who lived here in the 18th
century also indulged in illegal gambling. In her case it was Faro, a forbidden
card game.
4.30. The fight is
about to begin. The contestants walk towards each other in silence. In the
centre of the ring, they put their hands against each other and push them
towards the sky. Tongues extended. After this little ritual they engage in a
whispering dialogue. They are working out the rules, I presume.
That was the gong! Or,
to be precise, the chiming of a pair of pot-lids. Hands are clenching around
shoulders. Is this a wrestle? No! A big blow from The Raven! It missed Daggers
head by a tenth of an inch. Daggers dodging further blows. Ha! The Raven got
her opponent by the right ear with the left hand. An ambidexternal skill The
Raven has kept secret until now. Daggers squeals as The Raven’s fist
corkscrews the ear away from her and brings Daggers to a backwards crouching tumble. Natalie lets go of the ear. Why the hesitation? The gong chimes.
I hear that there is
some confusion over the rules. The Raven had not withdrawn out of pity, like
many of you might think now. No, both contestants are not allowed to go to the
ground. This rule is apparently unclear. Both contestants are quietly talking
to each other. Then they take positions. The gong. Headlock from The Raven. Daggers elbows into The Raven’s thigh. Again and again. There is a pause. Daggers’
now clasping round The Ravens’ thigh.
I’ll use this pause to
enlighten you about the miscommunication of rules. The rules have been
confirmed to me that no blow should be struck when someone has been downed. Not
that the going to the ground is a break of rules as such.
Both are still in a
knot. The Raven in the more comfortable position it seems, as Daggers’ breath
should run out any time soon. Her face has already turned from red to purple. With
a big ‘Urghh!’ Daggers collects all her strength and flips The Raven other her
shoulder, she does this, using the thigh she had clasped a minute ago as a lever
for momentum. The Raven spins in the air and elegantly touches down on the opposite
side of the ring. The crowd is roaring, clapping. That was a class A salto
mortale, the deadly leap, performed in the most laissez-faire manner. Goodness
gracious! The fighters hold the gaze. What a match! Daggers waits for the next
move, jumping on the spot. A time to regain some breath. The audience has
fallen silent again. The Raven also waits. She is normally not known as the femme-d'attack,
but for her determined and intelligent defence, as we all an witness here at the
grounds of Mount Edgcumbe.
The gong rings. Oh no!
Not now! Break-time. Sandwich. And a lot of good advice from initiated
supporters.
4.55 pm. The second
round is about to commence. I have a member of the public here, what’s your
name? – Dave. – And who are you supporting this afternoon? – I came to support
Daggers, but I like The Raven much more. That style, man! She's like a
Ninja-goddess! Unfortunately I put all my money on Daggers. – Well, Dave,
things can still change. Let’s see who else is here, you, what’s your name? –
Linda, why? – Linda, are you enjoying the show? – Yeah, it’s cool, but the
sandwiches are all soggy. I don’t think I want to come here again. – So much
from the spectators, and now we can see the fight is about to start again. The
ring is actually a square that is marked by twigs and the audience is there to
act as a, well, a safety net I suppose. I hope nobody gets hurt. After all, we
are participating an illegal fight, so there is but a few risks people are
taking. Oh, the pans chime. Pod-lids, excuse me.
And there we have it,
a new focussed energy, will we see more of the fine grappling techniques that
Daggers displayed a year ago in the Cat vs Gimp fight at Tothill Park? No,
Daggers goes for the punch. Straight in the face. The Raven continues on the
leg work in the hope to regain balance, utters some strange words, that sound
like ‘mercury in retrograde’ before she tumbles down into the wet grass. The
fight is over. The audience is stunned. Some may be shocked by the bold
violence, some may be disappointed about the swift ending. After the final count-down,
the gong rings.
Photo: Dawood/Levithian
Was this just a piss-take? After all, the money goes to Church of Performance, and both contestants are members, so really, it did not matter who would win in the end. Daggers is the winner and proudly shows herself to the world, the £500 prize in her hand, but the clapping is dulled. The crowd dissolves quickly, as everybody tries to catch the half past ferry over to the mainland.
Was this just a piss-take? After all, the money goes to Church of Performance, and both contestants are members, so really, it did not matter who would win in the end. Daggers is the winner and proudly shows herself to the world, the £500 prize in her hand, but the clapping is dulled. The crowd dissolves quickly, as everybody tries to catch the half past ferry over to the mainland.
The Raven remains
unconscious on the floor. What a great performance. Another eventful day to be remembered
in the history of Church of Performance. Congratulations from me (It’s my job
to say that), back over to the studio now.
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